Real stories about dating and relationships in New York City. Truth is more interesting than fiction.

Dear Universe, Please Let the Bedroom Walls Be Thick

So last night I was lying in bed, exhausted from packing all day, when I heard my next door neighbor sneeze. And then it hit me, OMG please let my new apartment have thick walls. Please, oh please, oh please. As I’ve written about before, one of the issues with my current apartment is that […]

Shhhh. They’ll Hear You.

For those of you who don’t follow me on twitter (What’s wrong with you, why aren’t you on twitter? and why aren’t you following ME?) please allow me to apologize in advance.  I’ve been venting all morning. In the last 24 hours my life has turned into a demonstration of Murphy’s Law, with no end […]