First  - Thank you Thank you Thank you to Dennis for hanging out here and sharing his amazing stories with everyone. I’ve been reading (RSS y’all) and loving them. And resting and trying to take care of myself. Doing what I need to do and shit. I just wanted to poke my head in to [...]

Today’s guest post is written by Dennis Hong. A man comes across a genie who grants him any wish he wants. He thinks for a second and says, “okay, I want a woman who’s great in bed, a woman who can cook, and a woman who can clean.” “Yes, master. And will there be anything [...]

Today’s guest post is written by Dennis Hong. If you had to sum up your worst date ever in one sentence, what would it be? Here’s mine: I once made a girl cry on the first date. How does one accomplish this exhilarating feat, you ask? Let me tells ya…. My first date with “Monica” [...]

Hello, there. Yes, you. The one reading this and wondering who the hell is posting this…. My name is Dennis, and I live in San Diego. You’ve probably heard by now that Simone is taking a temporary hiatus from this blog. Well, I’m subbing in for the time being. And in case you’re wondering how [...]

I’ve been pretty damn scarce lately. Here, on twitter, fb, email (yes, I might just owe you an email). And I’m really tired of telling you all that I’ve got “health stuff” going on. So I figured I’d tell you an almost funny and completely true story from the past few weeks. One that seems [...]