Real stories about dating and relationships in New York City. Truth is more interesting than fiction.

The #InsomniaClub Strikes Again

I have good news and bad news.  The good news is that today is the wonderful day of the month when the writers of the Insomnia Club get together and do their thing. The bad news is that I’ve been under the weather for the past few days and am completely incapable of stringing together [...]

A Nation of Prudes

OK, I gotta go there. Anthony Weiner is a moron. He was stupid enough to think that ANYTHING he said in a DM on twitter or a private message on facebook would be actually PRIVATE. Idiot. And for his stupidity, the voters of his district should have the pleasure of voting him out of office. [...]

The 1%

I work hard. That’s not me bragging. That’s a fact. It’s who I am. I’ve always believed that if I wanted something, it was my responsibility to work my ass off and try for it. And if I failed… well, that was OK. Failure is a part of life. But there’s no excuse for not [...]

Close Your Eyes and Think of England

Before I start today’s post, I’d like to kindly request that all of my IRL friends and acquaintances stop reading RIGHT NOW. Today’s post will provide a level of detail about my actual sex life that most definitely qualifies as TMI. I doubt that I could look any readers of this post in the eye, [...]

What a Mess

Allow me to start today’s post with an embarrassing admission – as a person who’s been living alone for years, without a dishwasher, I sometimes leave dirty dishes in my sink overnight. Sometimes for more than one night. OK, frequently for more than a night. I know, gross. I scrape off the food and rinse [...]