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Older and Wiser

So the other day I posted this video by Garfunkel and Oates to my facebook page. People seemed to like it. Some of you might have missed it. Either because facebook is actually not a great way to share info (duh) or because we’re not facebook friends. What? How can that be? Seriously, I hate […]

So About Sex

I’m not having any. Sex. In fact, this is probably the longest I’ve gone in… well, I don’t know. Over a decade at least. I think. Maybe more. It hurts my brain (and other parts of me) to thing about it. Especially when I ponder the why. It’s complicated. Not that complicated. Just layers of […]

I Blame Your Shitty Kids On Your Shitty Parenting

Today’s guest post is written by Dennis Hong. On my way to work this morning, the radio station did a segment called “The Worst Mother’s Day Ever.” In case that title isn’t descriptive enough for you, they basically ask mothers to call in and describe how horrible their Mother’s Day went (that was yesterday, for […]

He’s Attractive BUT I’m Not Attracted to Him

A couple short thoughts. #1 – I haven’t been getting out much, these last few months. It seems like forever. Health stuff, blah blah blah. Anyway, there was an event that I’d planned on going to. And I had to skip it. A friend was going and I mentioned that there’d be a guy there, […]

And Sometimes People Want to Get Caught

So earlier today I got a call from one of my least favorite people on the planet, asking me for a favor. I’m one of those weird people who actually answers her phone (most of time) even when I don’t recognize the number.  This guy is an acquaintance who happens to be one of the […]