Today’s post was supposed to be centered on some new data release by Match.com. My regular readers know that I love data. LOVE IT. But alas, I’ve had no time to write a coherent post on the topic. Seriously, it’s already past noon on a Friday and I’m just now getting to my Friday post. I usually have those written the night before.
So anyways, I’ll get to that tomorrow. Instead, here’s a little list/rant inspired by last night’s date. It wasn’t, if you haven’t guessed, a good one.
4 Ways to Bed a Gold Digger (and send me running)
- When I ask you to tell me more about yourself, reply, “I could retire tomorrow if I wanted to.”
- Go into great detail about your apartment, the penthouse with amazing views of the city.
- Talk about your new race car.
- Belittle the fact that other people are so fond of travel, as you travelled so much as a child you don’t get why other people make such a big deal about it.
In case anyone is wondering, we’d actually had a really nice phone conversation a few days before the date. He came off as humble and kind of goofy.
Oh well, so I wasted a couple of hours…
Tags: love, Match