Comments on: But I Have Rope

By: Date Girl

Date Girl — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 05:30:07 +0000

I have had some doozies as well. Nonewhere I have feared for my life but some real creeps nonetheless. I once dated a guy whom after I broke it off with him immediately resorted to an arranged marriage….as well as these duds.

1) Hipster going through a mid-life crisis
2) Committment Phobe Surgeon
3) The Geek with a Speech Impediment
4) Alcholic Postman
5) The Horny Rabbi
6) The Married Police Officer
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By: Gweb

Gweb — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 06:18:51 +0000

Maybe he was offering to get you stoned? Like, “Hey man, I’ve got some good rope in my bag. Wanna spark up a fatty?”

By: VJ

VJ — Wed, 19 May 2010 07:01:02 +0000

Other conversation killers, 1st date division. Unlimited age, Freestyle.

1.) But my mom is waiting to pick us up!

2.) I’ve got my ‘pipes (bagpipes, uilleann pipes etc)!

3.) Ditto for banjo, harp (of all sorts), accordion (includes bandoneóns), ukulele, mandolin, recorders, bassoons, basses, washtubs & boards, clarinets, & assorted other strange & wonderful instruments that are similarly our of place in most coffee shops. (May not necessarily apply to the bands playing therein).

4.) But I’ve just been paroled! (Also may apply to acquitted, divorced, separated, & released on bail/ to ‘your own recognizance’). YMMV

5.) My dungeon is nearby!

6.) My HS/Middle School is nearby!

7.) Oh, that’s my teacher/my mom’s friend, we’ve got to leave pronto!

8.) You look so much like my ex/dead spouse/mom/dad/granny…!

9.) We’ve just got to leave, I think someone saw us…

10.) Won’t you come up to see my etchings?

11.) My bro/sis will be joining us soon, I hope… [Said looking around distractedly & way overly nervously].

12.) ‘I know it all looks/ sounds/seems sketchy & strange, but it’s not! Really…

13.) [Related] But I can explain all that stuff in the past. See, I’m way more together now…

14.) Have you discovered Jesus as your personal savior?

15.) Do much drugs?

16.) I’ve really not been out for years.

17.) I’ve not dated much since the 60′s/70′s/80′s/90′s.

18.) Wow, you mean all those people talking on the street are actually on the phone? Who knew? Those small things in their ears, like Star Trek, right?

19.) [Related] I’m hearing voices all the time now myself…

20.) [Possibly related] I never know what’s going on, I’m just clueless mostly…

I know someone’s heard different version of same before. Cheers & Good Luck, ‘VJ’

By: MissMelisaMae

MissMelisaMae — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:56:51 +0000

He had rope in his bag? I’m not sure if he meant that as a threat or a promise. Strange, strange indeed! I’ve heard a lot of things in my online dating forays but I can honestly say I haven’t heard that one before. Good times!

By: Simone Grant

Simone Grant — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 05:02:23 +0000

One day when I have absolutely nothing better to do I will sit down and try to figure out exactly how many first dates I’ve been on (EVER). And then come up with the percentage of those that were truly awful. It’s got to be less than 20%. I mean, the majority of the guys I go out with aren’t keepers, but they’re not nutjobs.

This guys was the king of the nutjobs!