So there I was last night, catching up on some of my favorite blogs, when I got to this post on Jezebel about a new iPhone app designed to help guys score (and then keep score and brag, because really what’s the point of getting laid if you’re not keeping score and bragging about it to your friends). The app is called AMP Up Before You Score, and its release it part of a promotion by Pepsi for their new AMP energy drink (that’s right, Pepsi has now entered the seduction community).
Unlike Hortense at Jezebel, I couldn’t get worked up about this. I guess because it just seemed too ridiculous to be real.
Yeah, I know it’s real. Just like I know there are men who are incapable of seeing any woman as a human being (and shit like this just reinforces that dysfunction). We’re all just types to be decoded and tricked into sex.
But come on, this is an iphone app. There’s an app for everything. It was really just a matter of time before someone came out with this. And this happens to be pretty goddamn silly, when you look at it.
The only truly remarkable thing here is that this is being sponsered by Pepsi. WTF?