OK, well, for starters I’m running late and so your day probably started a few hours ago if you’re on the East Coast. But I meant well.
I’m pretty sure I haven’t done a post on this, um, topic before. I used my little internal search thingy to see if I had and nothing came up. I hate to be repetitive.
Anyway, yesterday one of my wonderful friends emailed me the link to a hysterical post in Asylum called 13 Great Things About Having a Small Penis. I immediately tweeted it, being the twitterjunkie that I am.
What followed kinda cracked me up. Lots of people liked it and retweeted (in twitterland, for you non-users, if someone tweeted something you like and you would like to share it with the people who follow you, you retweet it, or RT). I expected that to happen. It was funny. But then there were several men who felt the need to make statements (either public or private) about how large their penises were (such an odd word in the plural, never looks right). I’m sure those guys were all perfectly secure in their masculinity and were just joking, btw.
IMO, there is nothing more unattractive than a man making a comment about the size of his dick. Even in jest. No matter the context or the medium. No exceptions.
Further, penis size is one of those things that matters a lot more to guys than it does to women – within reason. Yes, if it’s really, REALLY small then we’re going to have a problem. Most women would probably agree with that. But other than that…
The best lover I ever had had a completely average sized cock. Average, at best. The worst lover I ever had had a huge cock. (Not exaggerating, huge). A stradivarius in the hands of an unskilled musician is gonna sound like shit.
Wow, I think I just broke my personal record for # of times I used the words penis, dick and cock in a single post. Impressive.
Tags: penis, smile